Friday, July 15, 2005

Cap'n Richard wins HOH, World Cup, Olympic Gold, cures cancer all at once

Is there any other explanation for the pure guttural roar that came out of his hole tonight when he got that thing?

I wonder when my strictly non-whispering session with Cap'n Lion King will be? I might just skip it and watch his head explode. I mean, if I do go, I'm sure it'll just be lots of aggressive finger-pointing, combined with a "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen" or perhaps a "don't count your chickens before they hatch". If he pulls out the "a watched pot never boils," I think I'll simply shake his hand, congratulate him on being a complete tool, and leave the room.

I think my days are numbered. That means I've got lots of sexual harassing to do before next week!

P.S. I'm better than this place.

21 Comments:

Blogger Otis The Beagle said...

What happened with "Prude Jude", dude?

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sound discouraged. Don't be! Thanks for posting!You spark my interest in things. For instance, I am going to watch ROOM WITH A VIEW someday. Sorta wondering if some of the things you mention are perhaps clues? I think your mind is always working while you are in there. I think shaving your goatee is enough proof, by the way. Whether this is really you or not, it is still intriguing!

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am also curious about whether saying "I'm fine, thank you" is really bad grammar? My grammar is too far gone to matter, but still I am curious why it is better to say "I'm good." when asked how one is doing? See what I mean? You are educational.
Anonymous again.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Trace said...

Eric *IS* a TOOL...he and IVETTE will GO DOWN!!!

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael, don't lose heart yet! You are too good for that place. I think that what you might want to do is cause a real uproar and you and Kaysar just leave it to the lunatics and rename the show "The Asylum".

I'm still just beyond shocked that Eric, Ivette, and April haven't been kicked out by CBS for the slander and bigotry spewing out of their mouths like vomit.

BUT -- if Eric the Prick does put you up, all it will take is for Kaysar to win the POV. You'll have the positive thoughts of the majority of the viewers backing you.

As for the Prude Jude line, give me a break -- when exactly was Michael supposed to say that? Did you see the show yesterday Otis? He did shave the goatee (pouting -- I liked the fierce look!) and that really should be more than enough.

Seriously Michael -- call me! :)

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way (still the same poster as above), I hope you'll continue the blog after the show!

9:28 AM  
Blogger BB Fan06 said...

I was also very disappointed with the HOH outcome, if only Janelle would have pulled that off! Hang in there Michael, crazier things have happened =) Keep working on those safes in the gold room!! Something very useful could be hiding in them!

9:52 AM  
Blogger BB Fan06 said...

I was also very disappointed with the HOH outcome, if only Janelle would have pulled that off! Hang in there Michael, crazier things have happened =) Keep working on those safes in the gold room!! Something very useful could be hiding in them!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Brent65 said...

I was also disappointed, I thought Janelle was going to pull it off. I hope Micheal hangs in there, I think that Howie/Rachel have something up their sleeve.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Otis The Beagle said...

"As for the Prude Jude line, give me a break -- when exactly was Michael supposed to say that?"

...Hmmm... how about anytime? I mean it doesn't have to be the Live show,... he could just look up at any of the 70 odd cameras and say it anytime.

Hey, this is a very witty blog... so how come Michael is not that witty in the house? Now if there where a few more T & A comments in the blog, and Howie had claimed to be the author, that I might buy.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous biggie said...

I'm guessing there's a dont speak unless spoken to rule for the live shows

live tv isn't just a free-for-all

as for saying it on the feeds, it's not like they follow him around all day, he may have said it 30 times

the feeds are disappointing how they put the cams all on one thing sometimes

10:37 AM  
Blogger maxine815 said...

I called House Calls today, and they said this Blog is real... hummmm ( are they in cahoots with CBS or is true )

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you asked on the air or off?

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Somebody said...

I listened to Housecalls and didn't hear anyone mention this blog.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MICHAEL**Okay so you didnt get an opportunity to say "prude jude". I have another idea of how you can prove this blog is real!!

Here are some... wear a tshirt purposely inside out with the tag showing for one whole day. Also sing "New york, New york" throughout the day. If you do this we will alllllll know for sure since we watch the 24/7 cam!!
Thanks!!

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think they can sing songs that aren't cleared

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay then if you cant sing....do jumping jacks thru out the day. That would seem abnormal for you!

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he can't read these comments smartypants

1:38 PM  
Blogger Xialle said...

I don't understand.......

Granted, I don't get the live feeds, but I look through the updates pretty regularly, and I can't find ANY reference to Michael actually doing something offensive to girls. I read a LOT about Howie being really offensive, and I read a lot about what others are saying that Michael did. Can anyone help me out with this??

Still a believer. :)

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric and Ivette get lots of face time on the tv show....this makes me think that they stick around till the end. UGH.

6:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael, keep your chin up. Karma will get Eric and Ivette soon.

1:09 PM  

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