Friday, July 08, 2005

Do we have clearence, Clarence? (part II)

My strategy is working, I guess. Lay (somewhat) low without disappearing, make no concrete alliances until I absolutely have to, yet stay on good terms with all; what I’m calling “loose” alliances. Basically, “hey, we like each other, let’s continue to play nice”. I’m not naïve, though – it’s very early. I’ve made one mistake which I don’t think will hurt me, although if people are fishing for reasons to nominate…I need to be more careful.

I honestly like almost everyone so far. Eric is very intense. He seems to think laser guns are going to pop out of the walls and start firing at any moment. Janelle is much smarter than one would assume from her look, and I should know better from past experience. That's all I'm saying for now - I don't completely trust Big Brother and what they're doing with the blog - for all I know they're showing it to everyone while I'm sleeping.

Back on the twist, while I’m here…I don’t believe for ONE SECOND that more of these people don’t know each other. What if me or [edited] got voted off the first week? It just makes no sense for the show to risk everything on the two of us. Needless to say, body language has been interesting to watch. (Now that I’ve talked about the twist, hopefully looking over a past entry [edited]. I think myself a comedian. A hilarious comedian. The kind of comedian who makes hilarious jokes. Jokes that make people laugh.)

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok hun give it up already! If this was official it would be linked from the CBS site. I still enjoy reading it though (hence why I keep checking for new posts)

11:57 AM  
Anonymous gr33nflamingo said...

Stop lying to us, we know you're paired up with Kaysar! You both speak Arabic and are from the same area AND you are artists. What kind of fools do you take us for?

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Kristy said...

If this is actually Michael, & the producers are editting this & sending it through, they should at least verify it. I can understand not putting it on the CBS site after it was mentioned how quickly we found it, but come on-how are we supposed to believe this?

12:22 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

You know though, CBS wouldn't want to announce this yet. The show just began... if this is another Secret for the "Summer of Secrets", they'd want to do a bigger reveal later. I know that's the way I'd play it. Let people wonder, let this get popular but don't give away much... then let it out over CBS.com or the show that this is another twist that's been happening (thus all the people who didn't find the blog themselves find out about it and are surprised, count it as another twist).

Maybe they could verify it to us though, the people reading this... just a little hint that really says it's real. Have Julie Chen say a secret code word or something... make her talk about pigeons or something random. Just a thought.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is hysterical and I plan on sharing this link with all my friends! I really think that this is Michael blogging us -- and probably his "secret place" is the secret room, that was shown for Tuesday's previews. Because of that, I think that who finds the "secret spot" is Michael's partner and crime! (HINT: It is Rachel, I think)

12:30 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

I had a dream that I saw angels controlling gravity. They lived inside a gumball machine. Mystic crystal revelations appeared in my peanut butter, telling me [edited].

12:35 PM  
Anonymous BB10champ said...

dave lol

Actually, I'm watching the feeds right now. About ten minutes ago Michael talked about his time management issues, which he mentions here several times. It's very strange. If someone was just following the feeds to do this, there are that and several others like the bathroom thing that are making me curious if this is actually real.

If CBS is putting this out as a secret mystery, I think they've succeeded.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Katya said...

Am I the only one who noticed in Part 1 today that after he names the two who are nominated for eviction, he says he would vote out "jennifer"??? she's not nominated! would the real Michael make that mistake?

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Blackberry said...

Unless he knows something we don't.
Like who won the POV and what they want to do with it.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it could be super super super dry humor maybe

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or we could have it all wrong and Jennifer is who he is paired up with....Just a thought

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Micheal and Kaysar live in the same building and work with each other THEY are an alliance in itself. Look at where they live and what they BOTH do. We are smarter than that BIG BROTHER I personally think that all the people in this house are here with their best friends. Look at where everyone lives and who lives near them april and jennifer, janelle and ivette , micheal and kaysar come on big brother I know you have concocted something we can't figure out RIGHT?

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Blackberry said...

The Pairs are.........

beau/ashlea
mike/kaysar
rachel/howie
eric/maggie
james/sarah
april/jen
janelle/ivette

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awww c'mon that living in the same building thing could totally be a coincidence

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and working together would be a coinsidence too?

3:39 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

I don't care if this is real or not. Michael is in the shower now!

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm... i dont know what to think! but its crazy trying to figure it out! i enjoy bb and have always watched, never live feed, but am obsessed in a silly way. Micheal is hot! the hottest in my opinion, hey Im over 18!!! but married, I can watch though!

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing he's said in this blog couldn't have been derived from teh show and feeds. If it were real, he'd say something about himself here, and then only much later we'd find out that fact on teh feeds. Nothing that would give away anything with the show, just confirm this is real or fake.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous biggie said...

in fairness to the potentially fake blog, there was a post yesterday about taking apart one of the table and last night he tried to
also stuff about being add and privacy in the bathroom was mentioned here long before the feeds started last ngiht

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch rachel and howie together...they have the same facial features, definitely brother and sister. That's my guess anyway.

8:45 PM  
Blogger RebEllen said...

You think of yourself as a comedian! NOW, that's funny because you haven't said or done one thing funny yet -- not that I've seen.

8:48 PM  
Blogger grumpy said...

hey be careful what you say it will come back to huant you. Don't think you are the sly 1, there are more than you think.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blackberry, you almost have the pairs right.

beau/Ivette (not ashlea)
mike/kaysar
rachel/howie
eric/maggie
james/sarah
april/jen
janelle/Ashelea(not ivette)

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, this has to be fake. Ivette has not come out to anyone in the house, but "Michael" mentions she's a lesbian?

Viewers know, but not the HGs.

Sorry folks. Entertaining, and intriguing, maybe. But real? Nope

4:09 AM  

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