Sunday, July 17, 2005

Drinking the Kool-Aid

Eric is the best! There are so many awesome things I want to say about him that I don't even know where to [edited] start! Here's some things I love about "Cappy" (awesome nickname!):

1) How about how he always lets everyone finish their sentences? That's so polite!

2) I really like how he is an authority on everything ever made, done, discovered, or said. It's so nice to know that if I need to know anything at all in the whole world's history, that Eric will know the answer.

3) His height is perfect! I mean, how interesting would it really be if we were all over 5 foot 6?

4) Putting his family pictures around the public areas of the house is a great idea! It really makes me feel at home and not at all like an animal is urinating to lay claim to their territory!

5) When he points a finger in the face of the person he's speaking at, he's only making sure they're listening. He's doing that for them, and I certainly appreciate it.

6) Stepping up in the food comp was a great move, especially since he waited until two other people had already stepped up! Wow, showing leadership and saving someone by shoving Janelle to the side!

7) The best part about him is how he always makes sure to take credit for things he's done and sometimes even for things he hasn't done. That way there's no confusion about who the big dog in the firehouse is! It's generous of him to straighten these things out for the rest of us.

8) There's a very subtle thing that Cappy (there's that neat nickname again!) does in his treatment of women. While gallantly protecting them from nasty sexual predators, he also manages to throw in lots of well thought out, inciteful female commentary like "b*t***s need their chocolate."

Your friendly neighborhood dead man walking.

[ed. note: this entry was composed yesterday afternoon.]

23 Comments:

Blogger DarkTeach said...

Real or not, this is the way more entertaining that the HOH blog...

4:19 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

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4:39 PM  
Blogger Xialle said...

Eric is a complete idiot. I hate the way he's taken over the house, I hate to listen to him talk, I hate the way he mows everyone over and takes credit for every thought in the house. But I blame the ba-ba girls just as much, maybe more. They run with their lies and tattle, making everything even worse. The entire internet world knows what REALLY happened....... hopefully, when Michael reads all the posts and info out there, that will help a little... not really enough to make up for losing the money......... Of course, James could surprise us all and use the POV.

4:54 PM  
Blogger akaMelissa said...

Why can't it be Eric on the way out. Eric walks around calling Michael a sexual predator yet he's always touching other women and rubbing their necks unasked. You've got him pegged Michael I just wish you could show him the way out the door.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

As I have said on another thread, Michael you are great.You are so much better than the idiots living in that house.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

BTW,Michael, I would try and get some monetary compensation by suing the pants off Eric.He tried to attack you, malign your character falsely and he tried to intimidate you.Eric is a real jerk.

5:00 PM  
Blogger stownley said...

Darkteach- where can I find the HOH blog? Thanks
I hate Eric!!! He should be made to leave the house not Mike. I hear he also tried to attack James before the feeds started. That means he is a problem and should be kicked off the show.

5:53 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

The HOH blog can be found on the CBS site.

5:58 PM  
Blogger The eye in the sky said...

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed off that Eric was allowed to stay in that house after he premeditated an attack on Michael. By first, instructing Beau and Howie to "keep the beer flowing into that gold room", to Michael and Janelle. Then the fact that he told Kaysar that "if I were you I'd leave now cause you dont want in whats gonna go down here" then as soon as he catches Michael looking over at the table where Ivette was yelling at Kaysar for nothing in particular, Eric jumped up, flung his chair behind him where it tumbled over, and went after Michael and had to be held back. Not only once, but TWICE!! And now CBS isnt doing anything about it?!?!?! This makes absolutely no sense! They need to throw Eric out so hard he gets grass stains on that huge bald head of his!!

6:00 PM  
Blogger Makmelaff said...

I have to say... This year is so totally different than other years. With that said I feel the only way Mike can stay is to make Eric have another Roid-Rage and Eric is gone. You Can Do It Michael!
Oh... but I do have to say... I really did love the "F-ing lil' Midget" remark. It was sooo Priceless. Amazing how far Eric's jealousy can go.
remember ;)
Live, Luv & Laff
Makmelaff

6:04 PM  
Blogger Blondie said...

MIchael, you do what you have to do before you leave, it will be the bomb to watch, keep up the good work

7:08 PM  
Blogger WinterStarlight said...

Michael:

I guess you'll be reading this for yourself in a week's time. I want to thank you for playing the game with honesty and integrity. You have been the real reason I log onto the live feeds, and you are the reason I won't be watching them again.

I agree with Eye in the Sky again. You should sue. But I don't believe that Eric should be your only target. Big Brother has rules, as I recall, and that attack on you last night was premeditated.

You've made yourself an easy target only be not lowering yourself to their level. The cruel treatment you've received over the last week especially will only fry them all. They've cursed themselves with their karma, to quote Will.

But have no worry; they are already beginning the backstabbing at each other.

A message to pass on to Kaysar: You did yourself proud too. Standing by your friend, by your beliefs, and by your ethics makes you a wonderful player. Sadly, I believe you'll be joining Michael soon.

Still Michael -- call me! ;)

9:13 PM  
Blogger peacebringer said...

Michael,

So sorry you got treated like you did, the game can bring out the worst in people. What may have been okay for you in other settings got you isolated with the kind of people you were in against. I hated seeing you sink to their level though.

Wish you the best

9:41 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

<33333333333

9:54 PM  
Blogger Trace said...

I hope there is a huge twist, and on Eviction night theY (the Producers) turn the noms around and say the following

"Eric and Ivette, you vile pieces of dogdirt, you are both EVICTED from the big brother house. Please get up off the couch and walk right out the door, your stuff will be shipped to you whenever we feel like it"

These two BOTH are the most vile, disgusting, RACIST players I have ever seen. Ivette makes Alison (bb4) look like Fricken Mother Teresa....she is EVIL!!!

Michael, so sorry you had to deal with these (to quote Ivette's brillance) "NeTHandeRALS" -give the girl a dictionary will ya?) and I hope to God there is a twist that keeps you in the game on Thursday. I would LOVE to see the look on "CRAPPYS" face...heehee...

Good luck Mike...if you do get booted, please know that we love you!

5:06 AM  
Blogger L1 said...

Crappy makes me nauseous. His day will come, hopefully soon.

I hope that Janelle really likes you and does not trash you in the Diary Room if/when you leave the house.

5:16 AM  
Blogger BB Fan06 said...

Man, Eric seems like such a gentleman *gags*. I can't even stand to watch Eric and Ivette anymore, they make me sick. I can't even imagine living with those people. Hang in there Mike, you have a lot of viewers support =)

9:36 AM  
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9:38 AM  
Blogger WinterStarlight said...

Trace : that would be wonderful and hilarious! You just need to follow it up with, "and since the only people with brains in this house are Michael and Kaysar, they will be the only ones to compete for this week's HoH."

11:14 AM  
Blogger HeatherD said...

Trace.. BIG FAT WORD!!!!!! That was an awesome post! LOL

1:01 PM  
Blogger Candice said...

Michael, really everyone who watches the live feeds knows what idiots the rest of the houst guests are. You have culture, you are creative, you are...well, just a good guy. I really hope you spend a few hours looking at the web and realizing all of the support you have from those of us watching. Go to Morty's site especially.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Barbi said...

wtg eric.....YOU HAVE SOLIDIFIED MIChael as our HERO. I for one wouldnt want to be a neighbor, a co-worker or a relative of yours as you are a very LITTLE man in every sense of the word. CBS ALLOW MIKE TO
BECOME ANOTHER AMY AND RETURNNNNNN!!!

1:57 PM  
Blogger Crapoleonswife said...

Crapoleon, patron saint of sheep, histrionic "I'm gonna get all ghetto on ur ass" Furies and wussy wannabe "loss prevention" analysts everywhere. Of course we all know the criticisms of him are based on jealousy of his people skills and the immense size of his penis.why, I've evn heard he NEEDS that huge HOH bed to prevent "it" from hanging over the cots onto the floor. Michael, count your lucky stars; the effects of long term exposure to Crappy have not been studied adequately and are sure to be threats to everyone's mental health and creativity.

7:24 AM  

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