Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Editor test


They told me last time I posted I gave a bunch of show elements away and they had to edit basically the whole thing. I promise - I'm not trying to push their buttons or anything, but the first HOH is [edited], I [edited] because of [edited], but I can't tell anyone, the first [edited] was a [edited], which [edited] and you could tell they were bent about, [edited] might try to kill me, and finally, [edited] has [edited] and sounds like [edited]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [edited].

[ed. note: since this post was also so productive, clue #2 is attached]

27 Comments:

Blogger Iain said...

If it is so unproductive why post it?

This has to be a hoax

6:16 PM  
Anonymous biggie said...

they promised to post whatever he wanted to blog

if he's effing with them its pretty funny actually lol

6:24 PM  
Anonymous csnet said...

It appears that clue #2 is the construction of a bricks and mortar shell around the entire new 2 story Big Brother house.

It was determined after a few days that the new house needed substantial reinforncement to adequately keep the massive egos of some of the house guests from spilling out and invading the greater Los Angeles basin.

6:35 PM  
Blogger fluffynurse said...

Well, the "fake" HG's that went in earlier mentioned certain trap doors around the yard. Maybe they can go through those doors to a special room for writing this stuff. Since there is a brick facade around the house, there has to be space between where secret rooms can be placed.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Whack-a-Hamster said...

the first HOH is [Kaysar], I [am constipated] because of [PB&J], but I can't tell anyone, the first [competition] was a [brick-throwing contest], which [was fixed] and you could tell they were bent about, [Maggie] might try to kill me, and finally, [Howie] has [Tourette's] and sounds like [a cross between Daffy Duck and Marvin]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [nookie from cheerleaders with bolt-on boobs].

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good game!

the first HOH is [Janelle], I [love butter] because of [my childhood], but I can't tell anyone, the first [competition] was a [cow candle burn-off], which [Jennifer won by rubbing the candle on her boobs] and you could tell they were bent about, [the Chenbot] might try to kill me, and finally, [Maggie] has [a penis] and sounds like [Sean Connery]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [enough butter].

8:13 PM  
Anonymous that dingo said...

i'm becoming convinced this is legit.. the editing style is sooooo familiar - it reminds me of what CBS broadcasts look like compared to how something really happened in the house

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maggie has a penis?

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

I'm still waiting for the beeping on the feeds to be replaced by something a bit less... anoying... I gave them 8 hours, it's been 5... Still beeping... Looking like my challenge is going to be failed and this blog is a hoax...

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still in shock that Maggie has a penis..........
and this is fun but not real

ZZzzzzzzzzz

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the first HOH is [jennifer, who has a thing for a guy called dave], I [shat in james's bed] because of [his uncanny resemblance to a jackazz], but I can't tell anyone, the first [hookup] was a [3-way btwn ivette, ashlea and ashlea's strap-on], which [got them all bruised] and you could tell they were bent about, [i made a joke abt kaysar and the bomb under his trunks making his azz look fat and i think he] might try to kill me, and finally, [janelle] has [burst an implant] and sounds like [michael jackson on helium]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [to talk abt how many languages i speak and how many countries i've lived in].

9:35 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

I'm still up in the air on this blog. It seems that it could be legit and certainly sounds like a BB stunt CBS would pull, but... if the author doesn't last at least long enough to be on the jury then this blog will die very quickly (if it's real).

I want to hope it's real; my BS meter is teetering towards fake, but then again my gaydar came from an army surplus shop.

Agree it is fun, even if it's fake.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is fake, for sure, but certainly amusing.

12:03 AM  
Blogger RebEllen said...

I'm skeptical. Blog some more and perhaps I'll become a believer.

12:51 AM  
Blogger Jero said...

but then again my gaydar came from an army surplus shop.

LOL

6:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fake but still lots of fun. Give me something to do until 8pm tonight

6:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the first HOH is [Jennifer], I [can't stand her] because of [her perky boobs], but I can't tell anyone, the first [time I saw her] was a [a time she thought no one was looking], which [Michael was hitting on her] and you could tell they were bent about, [Janelle] might try to kill me, and finally, [we know Kaysar] has [a penis] and sounds like [Star Jones]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [wild monkey sex].

7:17 AM  
Anonymous Behrooz said...

the first HOH is [locked in her room scarfing down Swedish fish], I [am in trouble with the producers] because of [my genital warts], but I can't tell anyone, the first [big fight] was a [slap-fest between Beau and Janelle], which [was funny as hell, especially when she ripped the alligator off his favorite lavender Izod shirt and he grabbed her boob and tried to pop the implant] and you could tell they were bent about, [I spilled Jennifer's hair gel and she] might try to kill me, and finally, [the female DR producer] has [laryngitis] and sounds like [Tom Carvel]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [my way because I grew up in Europe, and speak seven languages].

7:33 AM  
Anonymous bbgal said...

the first HOH is [ME, and I am so glad b/c now I can take a shower nekkid], I [am already so sick of these people, except the ladies are looking fine] because of [the fact that I am horny mostly], but I can't tell anyone, the first [thing I messed up on] was a [secret that I revealed], which [wasn't really that big of a deal but the #fish# producers seem to think I am a #fish#] and you could tell they were bent about, [the fact that I am such a loser and they] might try to kill me, and finally, [I think this one chic in here] has [the major hots for me] and sounds like [we are gonna be gettin it on so watch your feeds people]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [#fish#].

7:40 AM  
Anonymous baba booey said...

the first HOH is [Nikomis], I [wonder how] because of [she isn't on the show this year], but I can't tell anyone, the first [time we had sex] was a [weird thing], which [resulted in me finding a hidden room] and you could tell they were bent about, [the robot in the hidden room] might try to kill me, and finally, [Howie] has [dork factor of 37] and sounds like [he knows a lot about Dungeons and Dragons]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [helped out after I fall of the balcony].

7:43 AM  
Anonymous biggie said...

this made a newspaper. dunno if that means it's real, but it lends credibility, assuming reporters check their facts with the company. it seems like they're getting what they want ie a mystery

http://www.ocregister.com/ocr/2005/07/07/sections/entertainment/et_television/article_586991.php

8:09 AM  
Blogger Ed said...

this blog is confirmed fake. there will be a blog but it will be from CBS.com, not blogspot.

Still, its a well doen fake.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Alison Irwin said...

Why are you copying me you dimwad? I was the first big brother houseguest to ever do a blog from inside the house. Been there, done that! I still get fan mail. Just look!

http://www.alisonirwin.net or just click on my name above and you can see I was the first!

Allie

8:40 AM  
Anonymous ametalpencil at yahoo said...

I'm not trying to push their buttons or anything, but the first HOH is [Kaysar], I [feel really safe] because of [the fact that he's my secret partner in crime], but I can't tell anyone, the first [HOH competition] was a [Arabic speaking contest], which [Kaysar and I clearl have an advantage at] and you could tell they were bent about, [and that makes me think all the other houseguests] might try to kill me, and finally, [Kaysar] has [chosen to nominate Maggie and Janelle] and sounds like [he's only doing it because he thinks they're both men]. P.S. I get grumpy when I don't get [sex from trannies].

11:54 AM  
Blogger Cade said...

*amused*

8:33 PM  
Anonymous ditto said...

hey i think the clue it "push buttons" line...

5:48 AM  
Blogger wacodude said...

I thought this was hilarious! Michael clearly has a sharp wit to go with his ADD.

10:01 PM  

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