Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Eric has the intelligence of a hamburger

Okay, Cap’n Nutburger and the Paranoia Patrol. Fine, I’m a sexual predator. Whatever dude, go run your high school gossip column or whatever it is you do. You’re going to hang yourself in here if you keep this up, Boston. (And no, that was not a threat, Producers.) Don’t worry. I only threaten women with my oversexed, out-of-control antics. Point is, I'm betting I can play nice with you longer than you can with me, and from here on, I'm going to poke and prod your Napoleon syndrome having arse until you snap. (midget)

I wonder if his firehouse is like this. I can just picture his squad hitting the scene of a huge fire, and the place burns down because Eric is busy telling Johnny that Bobby called him “jerk-face”.

18 Comments:

Blogger Kimberly said...

<3
real or not, you are still love.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woohoo!! You go Michael! I wonder that Eric's gas problem doesn't cause more buildings to burn to the ground. He'd be lethal at a fire!

2:06 PM  
Blogger Xialle said...

I love it! You are just SO funny!

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am in love with Michael....or who ever has written this blog cause it is AMAZING!

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Whatevia said...

Bitch, please !

This blog be fake.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good argument Whatevia! Very intelligent.

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good god, are there actually MORE ppl who believe this obviously fake blog is actually real? let me remind you, days, DAYS ago, the 'producers' or whatever said they were gonna do something abt all the 'anonymous' posting going on here. since i'm 'anonymous' as are most others, how come they haven't done anything? cuz, the *real* owner of this blog is loving all the attention getting paid to it. and i agree, he [or she] is really puttin' one over on a lot of ppl.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come I think that if they had done something about the anonymous posting, yu'd use it as evidence it's fake lol

9:08 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

Removing the Anonymous reply option is hardly proof.

I can think of one argument that makes me lean more towards the Real camp; CBS so carefully guards and protects all the BB twists that if this were fake, by now I'd think CBS would have issued a statement denying this is a valid site.

I'd just like to find out one way or the other, soon. If it is fake, I have better uses for my time. If it's real, it just addsd to my BB addiction.

Hey, CBS, if this is real, please let Michael post some minor fact (something not easily seen in the live feeds, but that will be in Saturday's episode... not who gets voted out. How about what color shorts Michael will be wearing Saturday?)

9:41 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

what was with that whole www.ihatedimes.com thingy though? really early, wasn't that one of the links? and then when someone brought it up (about how that site was 'fake' and blahblahblah), it was removed.

thats the only thing i have against this blog right now.
but i still like to believe it's real.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous biggie said...

if you follow the timeline, this was found earlier than they wanted it

considering how it was supposed to have come down, it seems as if they hadn't cleaned up michael's initial setup yet when it got discovered

I don't know if it's real great, if no its been very carefully and cleverly set up

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

btw tonight (about 15 minutes ago)on the feeds Michael talked about Eric Napoleon thing...which he had on here this morning

someone should compile a list, there are actually a lot of instances like this...scary weird coincidences if its a fake

maybe the Q&A will shed some light tomorrow?

10:38 PM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

its sad how much this blog excites me.

11:13 PM  
Blogger RebEllen said...

Eric is short and dictator-ish, the Napoleon thing is not a big leap from there. Mike's a smart guy and it's a connection he or anyone could easily make. Hardly proof that this blog is real.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous the eye in the sky said...

i dont think that anyone is gonna be satisfied with this blog until the show is over and michael gets questioned about it...and has a chance to clear it up (one way or the other). everyone is such the critic... why is it that our society is so pessimistic? i prefer to be optimistic about this and just FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, HAVE FUN WITH IT!! dont tear it to shreds when you dont have ANY proof of anything concrete! no one knows for sure...and we probably wont know till the show is over...people are just ACTIVELY looking for a reason to hate....

12:39 AM  
Anonymous biggie said...

lol my favorite are the people that seem ANGRY about it

6:25 AM  
Blogger Kimberly said...

lollll

9:32 AM  
Blogger Scarlett said...

Michael, tell Erprick he is an idiot.

2:50 PM  

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