Sunday, July 31, 2005

Going all Latin on your asses (youknowwhatI'msaying?)

I don't know how to use the keyboard,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
That big hunky man Cappy is my lord,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I get mad at Janelle for her mean song,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I still say Michael was here too long,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
Kayser will kill us with a bomb,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I'm too ignorant to know that's a dumb f--king thing to say,

[ed. note: we're not sure why she didn't rhyme here. fyi her preshow IQ test scored a 74.]

(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I want to slit James in his long throat,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
And my heart is as big as a big boat,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
All of these people are so mean I hate them,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
They're not nice like me I am a gem,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I'm racially sensitive and so kind,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I'm always relaxed and I unwind,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I would never cause unrest or bad strife,
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I'm nothing but bitter about my life.
(youknowwhatI'msaying?)
I'm going to rot in hell. the end

59 Comments:

Anonymous enigmata said...

Great poem. Love ya Ivette, keep bringing the crazy!

8:52 PM  
Blogger DarkTeach said...

roflmao... I love it!!!!

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MOST annoying houseguest ever!!!!!

9:00 PM  
Blogger disdannie said...

sort of ghetto

10:02 PM  
Blogger disdannie said...

too ghetto

10:02 PM  
Blogger RebEllen said...

uber ghetto

But I think it's FABULOUS.

11:29 PM  
Blogger Caitlin said...

We know this is fake, but you were at least still acting like it is real. Ivette can't watch the Andy Milonakis from inside the Big Brother. bad continuity there. (By the way, that 30 year old pretending to be 12 isn't remotely funny -- his show sucks.)

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm completely shocked "Ivette" doesn't spell everything phonetically.

1:26 AM  
Blogger disdannie said...

ghetto is ivette's word of the month but now it is a new month so lets hope the angst-ridden, really 30-something'th can find another word to label people. how about some of the ones she uses about kaysar? sheesh ivette, (youknowwhatI'msaying?) how about getting original? how about not labeling people!

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that the editor boy or michael? cuz i know it DUH wasnt ivette

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duh, It was the guy who writes this blog. It's not Michael and there is no "editor guy" where have you been???

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, are you making up comments to go with your entries? I just have to believe people cannot be this stupid.

6:26 PM  
Blogger troublemaker said...

It would funny if the comments were fake also.There are a lot of anonymous ones. Maybe people are just embarrassed by their comments

9:06 AM  
Blogger beans and franks said...

who you callin stupid?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a nasty, foul, loudmouthed creature it is... does it ever shut up? If that is what getting Latin on people's asses is, I'd rather not experience it. She's beyond horrible even with CBS's extremely favorable editing.

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