Saturday, July 30, 2005

It's lucky the birthday girl doesn't smoke


By far the most monumental, house-changing twist of the season is April's impending lack of cigarettes. What's she going to do? I can only imagine the despair she's going to suffer as she watches the yellow stains fade from her fingers. Just knowing her lungs are healing is likely to drive her nuts. Will BB give her the patch? Gum? How long before she starts self-justification, babbling repeatedly to anyone who will listen about how she's better off this way, anyway? BB should keep leaving packs of cigarettes in random places around the house, and after she desperately rips them open, she finds they're filled with those bubble gum cigs.

Speaking of Smokey, does anyone else think it's hilarious BB didn't do anything for her birthday after they practically threw Sarah a parade? Maybe the twist is that they're going to torture April for the rest of the year. I would've given her a cake, but had it say "Happy 40th - HAHA You're Ugly!".

16 Comments:

Blogger The All Powerful Oz said...

lol! Today I am humored!

10:13 AM  
Blogger troublemaker said...

It was interesting how BB didn't find April's birthday as important as Sarah's.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU are f***ing hilarious!!!! Keep the posts coming. Ignore the stupid people who don't get the outright jokes, let alone the hidden jokes and double entendres. They will NEVER understand why this is so good.....

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW. What a slap in the face to Smokey!!!! Isn't it unusual for BB to play favorites among the HG's?

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They celebrate all birthdays on Sunday. April was talking about it a few days ago. Just wait till tomorrow, you'll see.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous kat said...

I'll be courious to see if they do celebrate her's on Sunday. I'll laugh so hard if they don't I really dont care for Smokey that much

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would they celebrate her birthday on Sunday? April's birthday was Friday.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous race said...

hey hey.. yeah that was great... apuke needs no celebrations.. cept on her way OUT!!!

hey KAT!!

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

hey what race :)

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

hey what race :)

4:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, she got a digital camera and printer from KMart - I don't know that I would say they didn't celebrate her birthday.

8:28 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I still can't believe smokey paid for that chin implant. She should really ask for her money back. Pretty soon she'll look like michael jackson.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Ann Pierzina said...

Michael,
I'm Janelle's Mom.
I'd be interested in talking to you. Could you please contact me?
NO imposters. Don't have time...

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a sore loser you are, no one liked you and you get voted out and you post all this stupid crap about the people in the house.. geez you and Janelle really do deserve each other, she is just like you.. Both ignorant fools who think they are better than everyone else. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you aren't.

9:27 PM  
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