Saturday, July 30, 2005

Remember when they replaced Bo and Luke with Coy and Vance that one season?

Here’s what I would do one day if I ran Big Brother. When the HGs come in from a lockdown, have people that look, sound, and act like them sitting inside. BB comes over the loudspeaker and tells the old houseguests they have an hour to pack up – it isn’t working out and they’re being replaced by more entertaining, slightly better looking versions of themselves.

The dopplegangers intro themselves and we watch what happens:

Kayser/Kaizer
Howie/Charlie
April/May
Jennifer/Elizabeth
Janelle/Rochelle
Sarah/Betsy
Ivette/Ivana
Rachel/Monica
Maggie/Rick
Beau/Luke

We leave James out to see which group he starts leaching on to, and especially to see if he thinks this means he gets to sleep with Betsy. Is there any doubt Ivette would totally believe this was really happening and freak out at Ivana, who in turn freaks out right back, since she’s an amped up version of Ivette?

10 Comments:

Blogger troublemaker said...

That is so funny. I can't tell you how much I enjoy this blog now. It's better knowing you are not Michael and just someone giving your opinions and observations.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

umm this is real, he has said it many times this is a real blog 100% reall michael!!!! ya but that would be soo funny!!! lol ya so umm ya...

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dense can a person be? Check hamsterwatch.com...IT IS FAKE!


Anyway, great post. I think switching Maggie with Rick is a GREAT idea, lol!

7:28 PM  
Blogger Xialle said...

Great post! LOL

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok,biggest BB fan... I guess you are the only fool left-IT IS FAKE. It has been said. He is not Michael-he has admitted it himself. Get over it!

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um..NOT REAL! a "biggest Big brother fan" would know that by now

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May be fake, but who really cares? It's hilarious. Witty, too. The person that came up with this site has a great sense of humor. I throughly enjoy it.

In fact, It's a nice refreshing way to think of some of the people (ie the cappy clan) in a light-hearted, truly funny way.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

that would be great if that happend LOL. I would pay money to see Ivette and her doppleganger go at it.

4:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was pissed when they did that on Dukes of Hazzard

I remember i kept asking my mom where Bo and luke were. I was too young to understand contract negotiations lol

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! »

2:54 PM  

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