Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Santa in July

These people are insanely boring. Can nobody but Howie entertain themselves? Apparently Ivette is going for the world record for contradicting herself in the same sentence, but really, once it's done...how satisfying is it?

Even though I hate most of them, I'll hold out that this isn't all their fault. I was bored during my time, as well, despite the Janelle-nastics I was performing.

Therefore, a few simple ways the producers can spur some activity and spice up this show - give them something to do and more to talk about than "we need HOH" and "I hate April's fake chin". btw I'm completely serious about these:

* Snowstorm in the backyard. I know this was done for a previous season's challenge or something, but I'm talking about a BAD snowstorm. Can't they wake up one morning to like 3 feet of snow and 12 shovels sitting in the kitchen? Imagine it - they shovel and shovel and shovel, thinking they're going to get some prize or something. They work at it all day, and that night there's more snow dumped. This could go on for DAYS. Think how frustrated and crazed they would get, especially if BB gave no explanation for what was going on. How long before they start thinking it's actually snowing in the valley?

* Lockdown in the Gold Room. BB comes over with a special lockdown announcement for everyone to get into the gold room. Over the next 7 hours they're forced to stay in there, BB keeps yelling out random numbers. Watch as they scramble to use the numbers to unlock the safes, which of course, they can't (because the numbers don't mean anything!). Yes - 7 hours. I don't care if Maggie has to go drain the lizard.

* 200 pounds of ground beef. If they can eat it in a week, they get a special luxury item. What's their prize? More ground beef!

These are hamsters, right? What do scientists do with hamsters and rats and crap like that? They experiment on them - they don't sit there and watch them smoke and stare at walls. Thoughts?

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do agree that they need to keep them busy. Who wants to pay for live feeds of people sleeping,smoking,laying in the sun and complaining that they are constipated? Make them work,I say!!!

9:16 PM  
Blogger TreeLJ said...

I hated u on the show but here your funny as fuck! Even tho u don't know how to "pronunciate". lol

12:19 AM  
Blogger TreeLJ said...

you're.........(sp) I'm an ass...

12:37 AM  
Blogger TreeLJ said...

pronunciate......pronounce.....etv...........the soup......last weak

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you really Michael??????? If so why dont you respond to comments or post anything on your own website that you actually manage?

1:15 AM  
Anonymous JL Here said...

It's not mike... check out hamsterwatch.com.

It's all fake. I feel cheated.

5:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you feel cheated?? lol
jesus lighten up

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm still waiting at the cheesecake factory, mike. but i'm losing a little hope, and also, a little feeling in my ass from sitting on the concrete since they kicked me out of the restaurant for starting those cheers for you.

i know you'll show up, i just know it. all those other looser fans may give up on you, but i'm a true believer........

7:02 AM  
Blogger Xialle said...

I think that BB should give them some of those things (don't know what they're called)...like padded fighting sticks and let them go at it! Howie would be hilarious with his Jedi master moves!

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I BELIEVE in Santa and YOU too. (So if you somehow get back in the house and win big bucks, may I have those jammies that you wouldn't give to April?) Thanks in advance! LOL

10:48 AM  
Blogger columbo (at eifco dot org) said...

I think you need to think up even more ideas.

I for one, always wanted a 24 hour power outage.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

ok i'm thinking more and more this is fake. This is not Michael-like. he isnt this kind of guy or maybe he is watevas.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous JL Here said...

IT IS FAKE PEOPLE! Go to hamsterwatch.com and look at "July 27" and it admits it. It's the SAME GUY!

He explains it all there. Please stop falling for this joker.

It was entertaining while there was the mystery, but now, it has been verified: F-A-K-E.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous AShley said...

lmbo at these suggestions

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This jl person truly needs a hobby. Thanks for explaining the obvious to us, bud. Now, step away from the pipe.

12:08 AM  

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