Thursday, July 07, 2005

Up way early today

After being scolded by editor-boy, here’s some (his words) “real, actual insight into living in the unique world of the Big Brother experience”.

I got up early for no other reason than that’s when I woke up. Kaysar’s up also, and has been for some time. I asked him for about the eighth time how to pronounce his name correctly, although I know that it’s (KAY-SER). I think it bugs him that I keep asking, but it makes me laugh. He was up to pray, which is good. I think he has to and I respect that, but I do wonder if he’ll be able to keep it up. Not that he’s not dedicated to his religion, just that “living in the unique world of the Big Brother experience” doesn’t lend itself to keeping any sort of a regular schedule.

Regardless, (KAY-SER) is a cool dude and way laid back. I get the feeling he’s in a sort of “wait-and-see” mode. We could speak in Arabic, although he has no idea I know how. I keep asking him to say things in Arabic like I’m really curious about it, and again laugh to myself. (I’m not picking on (KAY-SER) here, it’s just that he was the only one up when I got up. btw I feel like crap and won’t be getting up early on a regular basis if I can avoid it.)

Some early impressions of the house:

1) It’s colorful, which is nice. From what I saw on the DVDs of past houses, they were kind of bland. At least with the high ceilings here, the colors, and a second story, there are interesting visuals. I fight on a daily basis the urge to jump off the balcony and try to smash the dining room table to pieces with my powerful feet.

2) The “woven” metal wall is interesting, and if they let me, I may tear it down and make something out of it. It’s actually these things that I wonder about most at this point, at least in regard the house itself.

***Like, if I started taking apart the dining room table, they couldn’t run in and stop me, could they? I guess they’d call me into the Diary Room and be like, “hey, stop it jerk,” but what if I was like “nah, I really want to take the table apart,” and kept going? See, I can’t help but think that openly defying the orders of BB in innocent ways (like taking apart tables) would actually be fun for the audience. Sure, the producers say they have the right to boot you for doing stuff like that, but would they? Is it worth risking all this money to find out? What would it take to get them to come in and physically remove me themselves at some point? Sorry about the aside – thinking about things like that are why I can never get anything done on time. Some people call it ADD; some call it a creative brain. (I call it ADD.)***

3) This may seem trivial, but this washer and dryer kick [edited]. If I can figure out how to use them, it’ll be pretty exciting. (I’m about out of space, so I needed something short.)

I’m still evaluating the girls. I’ll give a full report soon.

52 Comments:

Anonymous Alison Irwin said...

Why are you copying me you dimwad? I was the first big brother houseguest to ever do a blog from inside the house. Been there, done that! I still get fan mail. Just look!

http://www.alisonirwin.net or just click on my name above and you can see I was the first!

8:58 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

This entry is too obviously fake, but I hope this blog stays for a while.

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why fake?
i dunno sound good to me

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the very least, this post was amusing. I too have a "creative mind" at times. OH LOOK! A BLUE CAR! I have my doubts about whether it's real or not though. If it is, then Michael should be fun to watch on the feeds. Some of the comments are addressed WAY too fast after they've been posted though. There are other reasons, but I have to go jump off a balcony and crush a table with my powerful feet.

10:13 AM  
Blogger SPIRALBLUE said...

He still hasn't said anything I couldn't have made up from gathering data on the internet. (That sounds rather scientific, doesn't it?) What I find most interesting about this entry is that he acknowledges that he knows arabic, but he also denies knowing Kaysar --did I spell that right?-- thus diffusing the notion that these two men are best friends. I read somewhere that they live in the same apartment complex, but how much of what you read on the internet is factual anyway? (Oh yeah, that's what this whole blog is about!)

10:28 AM  
Anonymous biggie said...

if it's fake it's an interesting risk to take with the (KAY-SER) thing

what to watch is how this goes when the show starts

for now I'll happily believe it

10:32 AM  
Blogger Jero said...

Can Bloggers get 15 minutes of fame too? If so, and if this is not real, then this Blogger has over shot the 15 minutes, Dude, you wasted some valuable time!

Blair Witch Project anyone?

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

I'm officially a disbeliever (not that I was ever really convinced it was legit in the first place. Was a simle thing I asked, that if it was real TPTB should replace the beep on the feeds with something else (anything would have been better than that beep), yet the beep still remains. Sigh...

Oh well, still amusing in a watching a train wreck kind of way and I'm bored... So keep amusing me, whoever you are.

10:41 AM  
Blogger Natz said...

Aren't people going to start questioning if Michael just disappears so frequently? I'm questioning already.

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is twice a day frequently?
since when is everyone in the same room all the time

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He could be doing this during diary room visits.

11:13 AM  
Blogger Dennis said...

I'm starting to doubt more... based on Michael's web site, Michael speaks English, Italian, and French. No mention of Arabic...

11:16 AM  
Anonymous julie needs a sandwich said...

I'm not sure if I care if it's legit or not. It's very entertaining! How "real" is any of this reality tv anyway...keep up the blogging "Michael"!!!

11:17 AM  
Anonymous the great said...

why is he already in the house with other houseguests? every other season starts with them moving in and meeting everyone for the first time. this is totally fake. CBS has even said that the blog wont start until the first HOH is nominated

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

duh dummy the HGs have been in since Sunday
the first show is never live genius

11:28 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

Why don't all you people who think this blog is fake just stop reading it? We get the fact you think its fake, no need to constantly publish ... THIS IS FAKE! We get it, we'll all find out soon, in the mean time just shut your yapper!

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

in the mean time just shut your yapper!

LOL! Make us...

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a fake. the guests aren't even in the house yet!

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

The guests ARE in the house. They entered Sunday. The first show hasn't been live since season 1.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the people who come on here with obviously absolutely no knowledge of the show and start yelling "its fake its fake!"

a-holes

12:16 PM  
Blogger SPIRALBLUE said...

Doesn't France have an extremely large Arabic population? It is not uncommon for Europeans to learn the languages of their neighboring countries. Unlike Americans, their mindset is to learn the languages spoken around them. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that it's totally believable to me that if this guy knows three languages fluently, he probably knows a few others less fluently.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Shane said...

Let's hope this is all real. Be nice to be able to communicate with the house guests inside the house.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

He lived in UAE for a long time. He does speak Arabic fluently.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous biggie said...

http://www.michaeldonnellan.com/

check the bio on his site he went to HS in Arabia

12:38 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

Bigie, I saw that and forgot, so scratch what I said earlier. Guess we'll find out soon enough. It's a cool twist if it's real; someone has way to much time on his hands if it's fake. ;>

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

I think it's fake, but it's amusing me in these hours of boredom before BB6 starts, so for that I thank the author (whoever they are).

1:08 PM  
Blogger SPIRALBLUE said...

Well, I reread his Biography. The real Michael also knew Greek before he learned English as his *fourth* language when he was nine years old. Many years later he went to Abu Dhabi (sp?), which is where he learned Arabic. The real Michael is quite an amazing, accomplished artist.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

I’m still evaluating the girls. I’ll give a full report soon.

How much you want to bet this doesn't happen til after the first show tonight when the real author gets his first chance to really see the girls?

1:30 PM  
Anonymous DaZipp said...

Hey, you mean they get washer's and dryer's this year?

1:45 PM  
Anonymous DaZipp said...

3) This may seem trivial, but this washer and dryer kick [edited]. If I can figure out how to use them, it’ll be pretty exciting. (I’m about out of space, so I needed something short.)


You mean to tell me that he doesn't know how to use a washer and dryer?

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm 35 and my wife just got one of those hardcore ones with a computer screen and a bunch of buttons. I'm terrified of it!

1:56 PM  
Blogger jci aka JustCheckinIn said...

Michael- a test- do us 'Live Feed Peeps" a favor- to prove you're really you- put your face up to the fish tank and give a big smile!

2:03 PM  
Blogger David said...

Obviously fake, but at least it's entertaining. I hope it continues.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous elyssa said...

does anyone know the site that transcribes the feeds? i always forget from year to year

3:16 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

I have SuperPass for RealPlayer, but I can't get to the fishtank... anyone know how I get there?

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a life, dude.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

I have a life. Great husband, OK job, and now I can see the fishtank. ;>

4:25 PM  
Anonymous favorite livefeeds site said...

my favorite

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Maharet said...

elyssa said...
does anyone know the site that transcribes the feeds? i always forget from year to year


If you click on my name it'll take you to a site that'll be doing live feed transcripts.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well this was great fun while it lasted!

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a hoax, likely from the same person that did the IHateDimes.com hoax (notice that when that connection was established, the link was taken down from here FAST).

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Live Feed Updates said...

If you are looking for good live feed updates one of the best ones is realitynewslive.com

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Live Feed Updates said...

Another blog has appeared

April's...simply paste aprillewis in where michael's name is...no spaces

8:08 PM  
Anonymous mike said...

I, for one, am believing this. Why not?! It's the summer of secrets so why not have someone in the house having some indirect contact with the audience. They've done chats with guests before as "America's Choice" rewards... why not do this, to a: keep one of the brightest, most creative houseguest occupied, b: give us a firsthand account of the ongoings of the house from someone actually there. c: give a houseguest yet another thing to hide and another thing for the others to discover and potentially discover.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i <3 kaysar!!

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kaysar and michael are friends in real life.. stay tuned for the next show and you shall see!

12:04 AM  
Blogger sidraa said...

MICHAAAAAAAAELLL my neighbor!!! oh and this isn't fake lol cuz I know Michael and if you're reading this...I was so confused when I saw an old lady in your apartment! i was moving out and wanted to say "bye" to you, but there was an old lady in your apartment. Ok well I'm totally rooting for you!! ~Sidra

2:05 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

Elisa, the site you are looking for is TVClubHouse

7:10 AM  
Anonymous Dan said...

No Elisa sorry, the site you are looking for is Reality411.com BB6 Live Feed Updates

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Mikey J said...

Uhhh wow, freak out people...

This is real, Mike is a friend of Mine, This is totally his style... and If anyone could finagle BB into a blog, it's him.

But whatever... YOU DON'T KNOW!

hahahaha!

5:30 PM  
Blogger HeatherD said...

Hmm... why would he mention the Kaysar stuff in this blog.. like he doesnt know him.. because I am pretty sure that Michael and Kaysar are one of the "secret pairs".

It's entertaining either way.. so i will keep reading.. and HOPE it's real. :)

8:02 AM  
Blogger 2BS said...

what an asshat, guess you've been outed by this post now

8:17 PM  

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