Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Who warmed up Kaysar's meat?

Well, well, well. I leave the house and all of a sudden Kaysar's meat is getting exposed and manhandled. If there's one thing I can tell you about Kaysar, it's that because of his religion, he has very specific rules about his meat, ie who he'll share it with, who can touch it, who can consume it, etc. Let's run down the suspects, from least likely to most, in terms of guilt:

Rachel: Would only handle the meat after some sort of formal agreement and such. Not even a suspect, really.

Janelle: We never talked about it, but I'm guessing Kaysar would let Janelle touch his meat. I don't think she'd go behind his back to get at his meat. From experience, I can tell you that's not her style.

Howie: Howie's busy with his own meat, as far as I could tell. I can't imagine he'd go after Kaysar's.

Jennifer: Is clearly afraid of meat.

Eric: God, I hate this guy.

Maggie: Maggie's too preoccupied with hiding her own meat to worry about going after Kaysar's.

James: Since getting out, I've seen his modeling shots. Closeted meat lover. I think he should be higher on the list.

Ivette: Doesn't like meat, but might touch Kaysar's meat for some sort of shock value.

Sarah: I think Sarah has another side to her, where she might touch Kaysar's meat by "accident" and not tell anyone.

April: I'm guessing April's had a lot of meat in her day. If she needs it like she needs smokes, she's a possible culprit. Of course, like smoking, she'll claim she doesn't need meat.

Beau: Does this really need explanation?

What baffles me is that Kaysar doesn't even know who did this! I mean, it's his meat! Is it possible I've misunderstood what they're talking about?


Blogger tina b said...

ooooo-this post is a little scandalous!!
i think it was----

--wanted to say--
awesome blog--very convincing --and entertaining--

i'll be checking it daily fo' shizzle.

7:15 PM  
Blogger David said...

This is ftoo freaking funy. I think it was Eric. He looks like he's touched some meat (or let others touch his meat, because if they touch his then that doesn't make him a meat-lover - right?).

7:17 PM  
Blogger Caitlin said...

I wonder how the real Michael feels about this blog?

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously,isn't it kind of silly to continue this? I mean,now that everyone knows it's fake-what's the point? At least when people were believing it,there was something to go on. Now it seems kinda pointless.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Beth said...

I believe Capt. Eric was indeed the violator of Kaysars meat!! HA-Ha!
You were thrown from the game to soon Mike, but I sure hope your boy Kaysar wins it!
Ps Mike-I really liked your personal website, the music on the intro I am assuming you are also a "snatch" fan-cool!You are a really exceptional artist too by the way.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Dennis said...

As someone who hoped this was a CBS Summer of Secrets fan, I think now it's time to get over it. And end this blog.

It was only fun when the reality was in question.

Unless of course Hamster is in on it with CBS, but that seems less likiely.

LOL, yes, I hoped it was real. It would have been a great twist for the online audience.

But any further pretense is just boring if we don't even have have hope it's really Mike. And all we konw is another blog site produced the "truth".

This is what CBS should have done. Damn shame it was a fake. Kudos to the faker and hope you can afford t he bandwidth.

If CBS ever finds this, consider blogs for all houseguests, as long as they can't read posts or comments.

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not michael. Nor is this the same writer that was writing before.

The greece comment was the last thing michael wrote here.

bye blog...

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until I hear Michael say this is not real, I BELEIVE!! Uh Oh! Would I be a potential "sheep"?

For now...this is fun!

11:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe! I've got to learn how to spel! :-)

11:35 PM  
Blogger The All Powerful Oz said...

Hear hear Dennis!

12:17 AM  
Blogger Kaysar Ridha said...

Hey Mike, I wish you were still in here with me bro. You know the only reason I did this was for you. Its too bad I was just a day late in turning the game around.

About the meat, its really sad how low some of these people will go. I mean seriously, to mess with someone's food? Food? Knowing that I don't eat any other kind of meat in the house. Then taking a dump in my HOH bathroom and leaving it there...thats so foul! Its really pathetic and sad to see the real state of some people in our society.

Pray for me.

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know this blog is for real! just cuz someone comes out of the woodwork to claim ownership, doesn't mean i'm giving up on mike. i'm gonna continue to wait for mike at the cheesecake factory. join me! we'll have a little convention, in between my visits to star trek-land. kirk lives! ....... i mean, mike lives!

[guys, guys, guys....... how could you have believed? what kind of sense did it make, in reality as opposed to the freak-show that is bb, that the bb ed's would have an 'official' blog written by only one hg? but then, if you weren't so rabidly obsessed, would there still be ppl here, after the curtain has been pulled aside, who *still* think michael was somehow posting here?]

5:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Dennis-enough is enough! Why not just make this a BB fan blog. Post your opinion,but stop "playing" as Michael. It's kind of ridiculous.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regardless of who is writing this or why....it's hilarious...keep it up! VERY entertaining! :)

11:38 AM  
Blogger Caitlin said...

I'd have to agree, the novelty is gone now. It's not even funny anymore. And this post seems far different from all the previous ones anyway. Show us the Howie blog you started.

1:24 PM  
Blogger The All Powerful Oz said...

So we know you aren't Michael Donnellan. That means that this blog isn't 'featuring Michael Donnellan' nor is it written by him. Time to be yourself buddy. I'm sure we will be just as amused, probably even moreso because you now get to express your true self.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This really is ridiculous. Now that the truth is out, this blog is pointless. I'm actually quite surprised that you didn't get nailed by CBS or Michael's attorneys for this blog since it is an infringement on copyright and trademark.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

ya omg i think it was not eric hes not that kind of guy but maybe beau!!!

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

copyright or trademark???? lol

I love internet lawyers

do a little research buddy

it would be impersonation at worst, and I almost guarantee it would fall under parody

besides, Michaeal's a public figure now, and therefore open to such things provided it doesn't slander him. all in all, it looks like most people reading this liked him more because of it, so whats he got o complain about

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Megan said...

Ha! Meat.
You suck Michael, you suck!
Maybe I'm joking, or maybe I'm not...
Well atleast you don't suck as much as Eric...ha ha.
You still suck.
This is probably not even Michael's blog.
But if it is I hope that Michael knows that he sucks! =)
I you had fun on Big Brother...ha!
It must suck to go home so early...

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah-let's see the Howie blog! I bet that is even funnier!If not,at least be yourself- obviously,the people want you to continue,but lose the whole "official BB6" thing. We know it's not "official"

9:03 PM  
Blogger DarkTeach said...

Actually, this could be Michael Donnellan. There was a Michael Donnellan (not the BB one) who worked in the porn industry. I came across information when I was searching for BB6 stuff... Of course there's also one who is a choreographer for Lord of the Dance, and another who is an Irish footballer... and another who is an Irish politician... from my searching it appears to be quite a common name in Ireland... so, maybe it is "a" Michael Donnellan, just not "the" Michael.. :-)

8:19 AM  
Blogger Xialle said...

My vote for the "meat toucher" is Ivette. She is the most vindictive and the least likely to be suspected! HA!

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the producers know exactly who the meat toucher is. I love Kaysar, but think he should have kept his meat upstairs since the other HG were on PBJ. I also think it was wrong for Eric to put his family pictures in the kitchen during his HOH regime. That's what I think about that! Kaysar to the Final!!

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who argees with ending this blog should be drawn and quartered. You freaks. Take the stick out of your ass.

12:13 AM  

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