Saturday, August 06, 2005

Don't piss on my campaign sign and tell me it's raining

I'm back, coming at you live from the campaign trail! It's been non-stop action out here - since Thursday night, I've made appearances in Denver, Houston, Columbus, back to Denver, Orlando, Chicago, and back to Denver again. This afternoon I'll be opening a grocery store in Nashville, then heading to Denver for a special appearance.

We're trying to set up a debate with Cap'n Hated-by-Everyone-in-America, although he's allegedly insisting on a good old fashioned staring contest. I'm game, but I'd rather have a mature discussion of the issues, such as food competition strategies, fair and equal use of the HOH bathroom, and the unanimous belief that Eric is a complete and utter knob.

During this intense time, E-boy and I have made up, and he's brought me valuable inside info from the opposing camps. Kaysar has wide support from the online community, while I've garnered more votes from the TV viewing public. Finally, after two days of tireless research, Eric's wife has figured out how to work the online voting system at CBS.com, so be wary of a big jump in his numbers soon.

Exit polls show the current results as follows:

Kaysar: 14,154,901
Michael: 13,994,320
Eric: 7

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so creative! If you are the true Michael, you can add "writing" to your many talents. Good Luck with the campaign even though, I have sorta voted for Kayser one million times. We are told that splitting the votes will bring back Cappppy! Ughhh! Thanks so much for the vote tally. I'm tod that the seven votes for Cappy are sympathy votes from James' supporters. LOL (Inside info!)

Later!

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh I love it!!! "Don't piss on my campaign sign and tell me it's raining" I can't stop laughing!!! Sorry Michael, I love ya and your a hotty but I had to vote for WHATUP KAAAysar!! The iraqi kid has to come back!!! And also the 7 votes for Eric were his wife,his two kids, and 4 blind people who took a chance hoping they were clicking on Kaysar's name!

12:32 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

Ya that is sooo funny i really want michael back or kaysar!!! they r both hot so umm ya MICHAEL KAYSAR!!!!! so umm ya this is soo funny this is verry creative mike!!!

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Bob G from the Creek said...

THANKS MIKE FOR THE TOTALS. i AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU GOT A BAD DEAL. iT IS VERY POSIBLE YOU WILL BE BACK, IF NOT NOW MAYBE LATER, i THINK bb WILL DO THIS AGAIN TOWARD THE END OF THE GAME, JUST TO MAKE IT INTRESTING. rIGHT NOW WITH jANELLE CAMPAINING FOR YOU YOU YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE, BUT kAYSAR IS REALLY STRONG. gOOD LUCK.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could u guyz not vote for Michael......comeon....think of all the newly invented drama it would bring up in the house, it would really stir things up!!!! Bring him back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vte like crzy, or at this point Kaysr will win

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATTENTION ALL MICHAEL FANS & FAKE MICHAEL BLOGGER.......VOTE FOR MICHAEL WITH YOUR LIFE........SPREAD THE WORD IN E-MAILS,CHATROOMS, BLOGS, WEBSITES, WEREVA....HE MUST COME BACK!!!!!!!

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked Michael okay, but he IS pretty immature. Kaysar is the way to go! A TRUE player!

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

other anonymous person....i agree wit u....HOWEVER......Wouldn't u much ratha see how Michael either totally screws it all up for Jani, Howie, & Rachael, or totally changes his evil ways and begins 2 play a smart game....like his partner Kaysar?? Kaysar avenged Michael's eviction, he played the game, & now its time 2 see how Michael will play the game & follow in the footsteps of Kaysar...As the fake Michael blogger said, he realized how to play the game while he was livin the resort life.....lets just hope, if Mike does in fact return, which we ALL KNOW HE WILL, he will resemble the fake Mike blogger, at least mentally

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