Sunday, August 07, 2005

"The email"

For all of you that have sent it in - thanks, and you can stop now. I've gotten it like 15 times and almost have it memorized. I'm not going to repost it here right yet because in reality, I'm not really sure what to make of it.

Has someone beat me at my own game? Is someone trying to ensure my entry back into the house? Is this really making people vote for me? Did I say this and not remember? Was this Jen person good in bed? Was Tammy, who is a common "forwarder" and another apparent ex-girlfriend in about half the emails I got? Has my mom seen this? Why isn't my breakfast ready, E-boy?

This has put the campaign HQ into an absolute frenzy. We're fielding so many calls about this, I can't properly kiss babies, sexually molest their hot young mothers, or put anyone's life in danger. If you have any information as to the authenticity of "the email", please tell me what you know.

43 Comments:

Blogger The All Powerful Oz said...

Complete gibberish. What the heck are you talking about man?

10:09 AM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

ya he's jsut sayin that he don't kno if hes gonna keep postin!!! prob cause its fake and the person is tired of putting thing in but its not fake, its real!!! ok ya

10:32 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

Okay, I'm breaking my own rule and posting in comments, because this thing is really getting me.

I've been forwarded an email (many times over) about Michael and the vote. It's interesting to say the least.

It's either real or I've been outhoaxed, which kind bothers me. :)

That's pretty much the whole story. I'm wondering if anyone else has gotten it or knows anything about it.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it appears a lot of people have gotten it. Nobody is sharing though so I haven't seen it.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would it bother you to be outhoaxed?
You got to hoax someone, so why couldn't you be hoaxed?
Or are you the type that can't take the heat?
Do as I say but not as I do maybe?
If it is a hoax, give the credit to them for being able to out wit you.
All is fair when it comes to big brother.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

10:58 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

anonymous did you miss the little smiley next to where I said it bothered me? I love a good hoax - what bothers me is I can't figure this one out. From what I can dig up so far it's actually legit, but seems way to "out there" to be. Like I said - I don't know what to think.

Group project!

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you talking about the email that said Michael was going to drop his pants on live television if he gets back in to the house?

I'd say that email is about as real as this blog.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Kat said...

i want to see the email I feel sooooooo left out LOL... if anyone wants to send it to me please feel free to this is my junk mail nobody knows me account just click on my name it should give it to you

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a copy of the email on Sucks

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry! I'm lost with this one? Good Luck in with your campaign. I want you or Kaysar to win. :-)

3:43 PM  
Blogger troublemaker said...

Looks like just another hoax to me. There's no way CBS would let anyone in to see Michael,he hasn't been able to watch the show,so he doesn't know how he was "portrayed" on TV,and even if it was true,by now CBS would probably disqualify him like they did Ashlea. I thinks it's someone's idea to get people to vote for Micheal instead of Kaysar.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

====
Anonymous said...
There's a copy of the email on Sucks 3:04 PM
=====

what is the link to sucks then?

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can get the link from Aldav

4:58 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

that would be funny if michael did or u who eva im atalkin to IM CONFUUUSED lol not really

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>From: To: Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 7:57 PM
>>>Subject: Big Brother 6 - this is crazy
>>>
>>>
>>>Guys,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I don't know if you know, but an ex-boyfriend Michael Donnellan is on Big
>>>Brother 6 this summer on CBS. I'll make this short; there was a smear
>>>campaign by Eric (another contestant nicknamed 'Cappy' aka 'Crappy') and
>>>his band of followers to brand Michael a "sexual predator" and "molester"
>>>and "a danger to everyone in the house" that ended up getting him voted
>>>out by the other houseguests. That's all part of the game, but CBS was
>>>horrible with the editing and made Michael look so bad, even though these
>>>were all made up stories, exaggerated, and also Crappy tried to start a
>>>fight with Michael. I was watching the internet feeds and saw how it
>>>really went down - in short, Michael got screwed!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Anyway, two days after he left the house, a friend in a resort desert
>>>city west of LA spotted Michael staying at a guest house. I went there
>>>and conned my way in to see him (they have like 2 people staying with
>>>him). So Michael told me they're giving all the evicted houseguests a
>>>chance to get back in and it's America's choice, by internet and text
>>>message voting. I watched the show tonight and this is really happening.
>>>Now here's the best part:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Michael is still mad about what happened and said if he does get back in,
>>>he's getting back at CBS, who he feels allowed this character
>>>assassination happen to him. If he wins the vote, he's walking back in on
>>>live TV, Thursday August 11, dropping his pants, and screaming "F-k you
>>>CBS! F-k you, Crappy! I love Howard Stern!" then turning around and
>>>walking back out with no pants on! He swore to me he would do this. He
>>>said he doesn't care if they sue him, take his stipend or anything! I
>>>know Michael and have no doubt he's dead serious.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Go here to vote:
>>>www.cbs.com/primetime/big...poll.shtml
>>>
>>>You can text '1' to 22788, but it costs .49 so don't bother unless you
>>>really are rich!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Please forward this to everyone you can! I really want to see this happen
>>>on live TV but even more I want Michael to have his just revenge!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Jen

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fakeeee

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree Troublemaker.

And the email...um FAKE! This idea coming from a guy who had to keep a towel wrapped around himself when he took a wizz? Riiiiiight.

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A desert resort city west of LA?

East I could see, but west?

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATTENTION ALL MICHAEL FANS & FAKE MICHAEL BLOGGER.......regardless of the e-mail, VOTE FOR MICHAEL LIKE A MAD-DOG........HE MUST GET BACK INTO THE BB6 HOUSE!!!!!!!!! U Must continuously vote for Michael, cuz Kaysar fans are coming on strong and we need to ensure Michael's homeconming!!!!!!!!!!

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I caught that too, but I figure she meant East.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

hey attention all michael fans, vote like crazy for like 24 hours a day cause theres a good cance that kaysar will get back if we don't do sumthing!!!! so vote like crazy and vote for MICHAEL!!!

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kaysar is waaaay ahead with 80% of the votes. He will be back on Thursday.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, so somebody doesnt know geography because West of LA is....THE OCEAN!!!!

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the point of a fake blog/blogger??

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

entertainment?
if your looking for it to change your life, go elsewhere lol

5:19 PM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

umm how do you kno that kaysar has 80 percent, unless theres some kind of thng site but those are no fun, i like to know when im suposed to know!!! ya so i gtg PEACE

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kaysar is way better than micheal. Sorry Micheal, but you and Janie were boring and Kaysar is HOT!

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey other anonymous person........maybe Jani & Mike 2gether were boring, but Mike stirred up all the good drama

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah i stopped watching the feeds all the time when mike left.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C................CASE & POINT MADE ABOVE.......U MUST ALL VOTE FOR MIKE

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit Micheal stirred the drama. Kaysar did that. Micheal just annoyed people. Kaysar took the risk. Micheal stayed in the gold room with Janie feeling sorry for himself. Kaysar rules, Micheal drools.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WATEVA-ur obviously jealous of Michael...May I remind you who started the nearest fight in BB History-ya, all tanx to Michael and that oompa loompa Eric. So Michael wanted to flirt with the ladies-let him flirt with them. Since when has blowing raspberries on womens’ stomachs been called sexual molestation? All of them are prudes in there except for Jani.

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Howard Stern fan club got that e-mail, there would probably be a realLy good possibility for Michael to return...LMAO

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Michael, did YOU send the email? LOL (Just a thought.)....It would be a way of getting the message out! Good Luck!

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you realize that Michael was sequestered and has no way of communicating with any1 via internet, nothin...though i doubt the fake Mike Donellan blogger sent it

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah 1 of my friends whose a complete BB fanatic sent me the e-mail and I totally laughed my ass off when I read it...absolutely hillarious whoeva wrote it plus it got me to vote for Michael, whose really hot, by the way--I don't even watch the show but I will thursday night 2 c who got back in-hopefully its Michael-even if he doesn't drop his pants!!!

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fess up whoever sent the e-mail--these supposed exs of Michael's: Jen & Tammy...and its great and all that u sent them to the fake Michael Donnellan blogger, but let's face it--u should have sent that e-mail to people who cared, like Howard Stern. NOW MICHAEL'S NEVA COMIN BACK!!!!!!!!!

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excuse you michael, dont call tammy a "common forwarder" shes not and you know damn well that she's not. dont even talk about her liek that. she has a life, ok! -sidra

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it was the fake mike blogger who reffered to her as that^

7:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There's a copy of the email on Sucks 3:04 PM
=====

what is the link to sucks then?

4:30 PM
Anonymous said...

you can get the link from Aldav

4:58 PM

What a dumb fuck! Are you too fucking stupid to provide a link?

What an incompetent fucking moron.

4:58 PM  
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12:40 AM  
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4:58 PM  

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