Thursday, August 04, 2005

God bless Big Brother 6


[ed. note: Since both of our readers have shown to be such avid Growing Pains fans, we recently had a chat with actor Kirk Cameron, who played wily teen Mike Seaver on the show. I told you this would be HUGE.]

Hi Kirk. Thanks for doing the interview.
Let me begin by saying it's truly a wonderful blessing to be asked to participate in this wonderful blog.

Before we get to the meat of the interview, why don't you tell everyone what you've been up to?
Well, not so much acting anymore, although we did another Growing Pains TV movie last year, and I'm currently doing another movie in the "Left Behind" series. My real passion is my website, www.wayofthemaster.com.

What's that all about?
It's a website devoted to the Christian faith. Our hope is to -

Hang on, I've never seen it.
It's wonderf -

I said hang on.
...

Dude, religion is fine and everything, but that website's stupid.
Haha...I assume you mean 'stupid' as in 'good'. You kids today. It helps get the message out.

...
Hello?

Anyway...do you still talk to Jeremy Miller?
Of course! He lives in my basement.

Oh my god, that's hilarious.
He's a wonderful young man. It took a long time, but I'll never forget the day he clicked 'YES' on my website, indicating he is indeed a Christian.

Your wife is hot.
Um, thanks.

I'm serious, man. You know what I would do to her?
If I didn't know better, I might think you're attempting to incite anger in me, or perhaps trying to make me look foolish.

Yeah, well you don't know better, do you?
Aren't we supposed to be talking about Big Brother 6?

Do you watch Big Brother 6?
No.

See, I'm pissed now.
Are you a Christian?

Is it true you were gay with Alan Thicke?
Perhaps it's time to terminate the interview?

Are you asking me or telling me? Maybe I should terminate your face.
I'm afraid I have to go.

F--k you, Seaver.
God bless.

36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one, not so funny.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not amused. This was disappointing.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he bombed! he bombed!

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOt at all funny!!!

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i guess they cant all be winners...

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was gay.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do i get the feeling comments 4, 5,6 are all the same person lol

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Kat said...

wasn't the best but I still give the guy/girl credit for doing this. It's still a form of entertainment...
beter luck next time

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this still Michael's blog or whatever? I just saw the show, and Michael could be one of the people going back into the house. Julie said they didn't have any internet or anything... so how could he be updating this?

6:00 PM  
Blogger BlackCrypt said...

as ComicBook Guy "Worst Post Ever"

6:21 PM  
Blogger beans and franks said...

That sucked butt!
Not so happy with you right now. Please do something to make it up to us.

6:22 AM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

YOu go kirk, Stand up for your faith and don't get into anything you don't want to CHRISTIAN POWER!!!

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol i love how you guys feel you're owed free humor

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one feels like theyre owed anything but ever since this guy admitted that this is a hoax, he wants to continue this blog. he wants to keep making funny posts and he wants to entertain people and he wants us to come back and visit. we originally visited because we thought it could be michael. since it's not, the only reason to come back to the blog is for the humor, since its not to see how michael could be posting from inside the house anymore. and when the humor is missing, then its disappointing since this guy is only updating the blog to be funny since the hoax is up.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely not funny, and definitely offensive.

You could be hurting Michael's chance to come back if you do stupid things like that.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

offensive? to who? Kirk fans??

10:39 AM  
Blogger Xialle said...

In very poor taste.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, Anonymous, will go on record as saying, yes, that is funny.. I am heartily ammused, and would love to see more christian bashing..

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol if you guys think this is simple religions bashign your really dense.read between the lines and use your brains

3:33 PM  
Blogger Xialle said...

I came back hoping to see a retraction or an apology for the "Kirk Cameron interview", but I see my trip was wasted. This used to be one of my favorite sites to visit lately....I realize that the blogger will not care at all, but I won't be coming back. I'm embarassed that I've told my friends about this site.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

martyr lol that's pathetic

8:47 AM  
Blogger Bigest_big_brother_fan said...

no ok he is verry brave for standing up!!! go kirk GO CHRISTIANS LIKE ME

4:34 PM  
Anonymous bj said...

this was rude and no one likes to be made fun of....what a jerk.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol this whole blog makes fun og the BB people every day? why is that okay?>

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not funny...and dont do things that might hurt Michael's chance for returning into the house........unimpressed

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, does ridiculing someone else make you feel good about yourself? You obviously understand nothing of the website and what Kirk is trying to do. Or is it because you realize that what he has to say is the truth and it scares you?

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may not agree with his way of life bu you could have done an interview about BB6 and the guests that like him. This site sucks.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was pretty funny, personally

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Buck Williams said...

Oh, boo hoo. This is funny because nobody cares about Kirk Cameron. If they did, the Left Behind movies would be box office smashes. As it is, barely anyone remembers him and the only thing I've seen on him in the last few years is people making fun of him.

12:36 PM  
Blogger glenna said...

So this is just a hoax? Well, I apologize to Michael; the real one for my previous post about him bashing a Christian and whoever has this is not very funny at all. We Christians love to have a good laugh but sometimes some people just have to go too far. And I find it scary that someone can steal or hide under someone else's identity this easily and post things in their name. Creepy!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Amber said...

I LOVE the Left Behind series!!! I'm reading the books (which are a REALLY great read)and I am looking forward to the next Left Behind movie. =) As they say... "even bad publicity is good publicity!!!"

4:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LIVES. KIRK CAMERON IS A WONDERFUL PERSON. FOR YOU TO MAKE FUN OF CHRISTIANS THIS WAY IS TRULY SAD. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU.........

ONE DAY EVERY TONGUE WILL CONFESS HE IS GOD
ONE DAY EVERY KNEE WILL BOW
STILL THE GREATEST TREASURE
REMAINS FOR THOSE
WHO GLADLY CHOOSE HIM NOW......

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you r all pathetic!!!

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well BB is getting a sex programm in Europe at the moment...

check out this clip from BB Sweden:

http://files.ww.com/files/15116.html

7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »

10:38 PM  

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