God bless Big Brother 6
[ed. note: Since both of our readers have shown to be such avid Growing Pains fans, we recently had a chat with actor Kirk Cameron, who played wily teen Mike Seaver on the show. I told you this would be HUGE.]
Hi Kirk. Thanks for doing the interview.
Let me begin by saying it's truly a wonderful blessing to be asked to participate in this wonderful blog.
Before we get to the meat of the interview, why don't you tell everyone what you've been up to?
Well, not so much acting anymore, although we did another Growing Pains TV movie last year, and I'm currently doing another movie in the "Left Behind" series. My real passion is my website, www.wayofthemaster.com.
What's that all about?
It's a website devoted to the Christian faith. Our hope is to -
Hang on, I've never seen it.
It's wonderf -
I said hang on.
Dude, religion is fine and everything, but that website's stupid.
Haha...I assume you mean 'stupid' as in 'good'. You kids today. It helps get the message out.
Anyway...do you still talk to Jeremy Miller?
Of course! He lives in my basement.
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
He's a wonderful young man. It took a long time, but I'll never forget the day he clicked 'YES' on my website, indicating he is indeed a Christian.
Your wife is hot.
I'm serious, man. You know what I would do to her?
If I didn't know better, I might think you're attempting to incite anger in me, or perhaps trying to make me look foolish.
Yeah, well you don't know better, do you?
Aren't we supposed to be talking about Big Brother 6?
Do you watch Big Brother 6?
See, I'm pissed now.
Are you a Christian?
Is it true you were gay with Alan Thicke?
Perhaps it's time to terminate the interview?
Are you asking me or telling me? Maybe I should terminate your face.
I'm afraid I have to go.
F--k you, Seaver.